Jokes Page 1
Jokes
Q. What did the fish say when it ran into the concrete wall?
A. Dam!
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
This is Jared(above) and Nick(below)
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
